Beached Bro

Mens Classic Trunks

I’m often referred to as the GOAT. Once you put me on, you’ll understand why.

• Cruise through the water in total comfort and support with my 16.5cm sides and stitched front pouch for added room and double lining for support.
• I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
• I’m not boasting but I am a fine specimen that is exceptionally well made for durability and comfort.
• Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics.
• Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

Unfortunately, one of the negative side effects of this beautiful print that we have developed is that it will attract male humpback whales to swim near you. Which isn’t great for your health and safety but also isn’t the best for theirs, especially if you’re frolicking in the shallows. So to avoid becoming responsible for the next mass whale beaching, we don’t recommend swimming in the ocean during the whale mating season in your new funkys.